so feel the love come off of them

weezerkicksbutt @ 2008-02-03T00:34:00

2008-02-03T08:36:02Z

FINDING INSURANCE BLOWS.

SO DOES WORKING 11 DAY WEEKS IN THE MOST BORING PLACE ALIVE WHEN YOU HAVE CONSTANT HORRIBLE BACK PAIN.

weezerkicksbutt @ 2007-10-06T17:01:00

2007-10-07T00:01:23Z

I love max. HE'S REALLY GREAT . ONE TIME HE MAde love to me nin the backseat of a closet. i begged for him to conrtinue but we were already BACK IN TIME WUT

weezerkicksbutt @ 2007-09-25T23:48:00

2007-09-26T06:50:15Z

As a young adult I want to live in the Ikea catalog. As a retiree I plan on moving to the Pottery Barn catalog. Vacations in L.L. Bean.

Jung personality analysis

2007-08-21T08:26:18Z

Does this seem accurate?

suuuummmmmer yaaaaaaaaaaaaay

2007-08-04T05:39:31Z

i have been off actually doing summery things! my parents were in hawaii for like a week and a half so i slept late and hung out with people and swaaaaaaaaaam and things and it was fun! Night swimming is the best. And then that danyell girl had that party and that was fun and then today i just got back from monterey where i was for three days with max and his family! so fun! pretty and happy fun times! we went to the beach and max ran into the ocean fully clothed and was soaking wet up to his belly button! that crazy boy! so cute! and sleeping in a king bed! so huge! you could fit like four people in one of those! makes me sad to be back in a twin! speaking of which i think i'm gonna get a real person bed on monday! as in queen and not a sack of water! a sack of water that makes every part of my body hurt! a sack that i can't fall asleep on in less than an hour! sleeping in a real bed with my music? Like THREE SONGS AND I'M OUT COLD. SO GOOD. also back to my fun times! we poked anenomes and made fun of max's sister for being lactose intolerant! so fun! also i had really good chocolate peanut butter fudge! and we went to the aquaaaaaaaaaarium! and stayed at asilomar! soo pretty! like a girl scout camp but for everyone kinda! it has that sort of old cabiny cozy community vibe! did i mention we poked anenomes? it was so fun! also the fact that i was literally with max for almost every second of the three days! so fun! he's so cute! and so cute! also he's really cute! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay max! ummmmmmmmmm

max is cute!

weezerkicksbutt @ 2007-07-23T22:30:00

2007-07-24T05:32:27Z

Okay, so my parents are going to hawaii tomorrow and i'll have the house to myself for like a week and a half. awesome?

OH WAIT

max's mom is gone this week too so he has to stay at his house with his sister and i have to stay at my house with the animals.

I HATE THE WORLD.

weezerkicksbutt @ 2007-07-14T19:03:00

2007-07-15T02:07:26Z

MAX'S MOM BOUGHT TWO AND A HALF POUNDS OF BLUEBERRIES. FOR NO REASON.

oh gawd i just might die of blueberry related joy.

also i spent most of yesterday playing resident evil and making peach-blueberry cobbler (delish) and watching arrested development.
i heart max by the way.

weezerkicksbutt @ 2007-06-09T16:47:00

2007-06-09T23:49:07Z

Evidently this didn't get posted when I wrote it last weekend.... WTF? Anyway here you go, an account of last weekend.

weeeeeeeeeeeeekends! i love weekends! i love max! i love max weekends!

That being said:

The Wondrous Quests of Lacy and Max
(in bullet form)

-Mario Party!
-Safeway at late o'clock!
-delicious bagel and orange juice!
-sweet sweet sleeeeeeeep
-delicious entirely different bagel and owange juice for bweaakfast! (yes i had two bagels and orange juices within a twelve hour period. what do you want? I'm a Jew who loves cream cheese and OJ.)
-AN EPIC QUEST FOR MISO AND NOT DUMB INDIVIDUAL PACKETS OF PREMADE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOUP!
-Asian market by Whole Foods: CLOSED.
-Trader Joe's: just don't have it
-Momo: doesn't answer phone till it's too late.
-Betty: helpful suggestions!
-Whole Foods soup isle: NOPE.
-Whole Foods Customer Service Man: must be chased through store to hummus et cetera section
-Whole Foods Hummus et Cetera Section: brown rice miso ftw!
-more mario party! I BEAT MAX! SO TOTALLY KICKED HIS CUTE LITTLE BUTT.
-Alex's house for even more mario party! Max gambled away all our money and made us lose so hard.
-annoying white trash girl!
-cold swimming pool that i refused to get in.
-mild to moderate boredom
-finally went hooooooooooooooooooooooooooome (ie to max's)
-made miso soup with udon! so incredibly beautiful! so delicous! so pwoud of my fubugwass and i!
-incredibly full of sooooooooup and biscotti and cherries and looooooooove.
-tv!
-helping max's little sister finish a project by scanning stuff for her at my house!
-blogging about my weekend with max cause he likes it when i talk about him in this thing.

anyway so i'm really tired and have been working four or so days a week and getting a good amount of hours but have been having to mooch way too many rides off max and betty. l

weezerkicksbutt @ 2007-05-24T23:27:00

2007-05-25T06:28:18Z

I LOVE MAX! I LOVE MAX! MAX MAX MAX !He is so cute, so much cuter than that Betty or Her momo

weezerkicksbutt @ 2007-05-13T01:33:00

2007-05-13T08:35:36Z

Max + Guster + seeing Rufio + garlic fries + free lots of things + amazing fireworks + more Max + cuddling better than anything in the universe = ecstasy.

oh also max went and killed an incredibly large spider for his sister even though he sooooo did not want to and he did it without a moments hesitation when she asked him to and I just thought that it was so incredibly sweet and isn't he just the sweetest most darling perfect lovable person ever?
<3

weezerkicksbutt @ 2007-05-04T23:45:00

2007-05-05T06:53:04Z

wiiireless internet is soooo stupid. It's all like "loook at me i'm sooo coool and awesome and incredibly useful and you can't live without me, can you?"

and i'm like YES DEAR GOD WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DIE?!

soooooo i'm sitting on the floor downstairs with my damn laptop plugged into the damn wall sitting right next to my desktop computer. "Lacy," you ask, "Why are you sitting on the floor using your laptop instead of using the desktop computer right next to you? Is it because you hate that things filthy keyboard? Perhaps you need that extra little boost of speed your newer/incredibly amazing computer can provide?"

NO, I SAY!

It's because I was in the middle, NAY, ALMOST DONE! downloading a free demo of lego star wars, seeing as I finished the demo for lego star wars 2 which doesn't come out for mac till the end of the month and it was just so incredibly fun and I am so incredibly BORED that I SIMPLY MUST HAVE MORE EVEN IF IT IS DUMB DUMB PREQUEL SHIT. I swear to GOD they do NOT COUNT as star wars. THERE'S NO HARRISON FORD FOR CHISSAKES!

also i'm in an incredibly camilla mood right now. Oh camilla, come hooome! I'm so bored! Max has 8 million friends whom he has to spend time with other than me and danyell is made out of homework and betty is made out of homework in berkeley and I don't start work yet and i'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored. BLUH!

weezerkicksbutt @ 2007-05-01T01:21:00

2007-05-01T08:22:39Z

When I have $1000 in my bank account again I'm buying a Wii.

weezerkicksbutt @ 2007-04-30T18:34:00

2007-05-01T02:48:25Z

OH GOD SIMS 2 SEASONS FOR MAC FINALLY ON PRESALE. COMES OUT MAY 23RD. oh gawd i want it so bad. I was going to preorder it until i realized that i have like less than $300 total in my checking and savings. On the plus side I've earned 21¢ since I got my savings account! I'm practically a quarter-aire!

On a related note OH GOD ELENA CALL ME BACK SO I CAN START WORKING AGAIN AND MAKING MONEY. I told her I would work whenever she needed me and however often she wants to schedule me.

Also I need to get my license but really just have no desire to drive and my mom is just driving me crazy about it which makes me want to do it even less. Also it makes me seem like such a hypocrite when I encourage Max to finish up that teensmart bullshit and get his license, and I'm not trying to be his mommy or anything, but seeing as he's already a better driver than most people I know and has a car at his disposal, and it just seems like he has it already. Boooooo I love him so much and just want him to have everything he deserves and be happy forever and ever and eeeeever.

My life is pretty boring for the most part seeing as I'm not in school or working and everyone else is doing one of both of those things, so basically I'm just on a really fucked up sleep schedule and just spend weekends with Max (with the exception of this last weekend in which I had a lovely picnic with maxigan and went to dinner with him and the gussies (damn you restaurant physics) (that pizza was really good, also), went out to Limantour for a genuine, bonafide, electrified, six-car bonfire (what'd I say? BONFIRE! what's it called? BONFIRE!) with Max and Thor and Brian and Eric and when we finally got there around 8ish, Thor promptly locked his keys in his car, there wasn't any food left for us fresh arrivals (so many people out there, btdubs), and someone used my beach blanket for a towel without my knowledge or permission, but the moon was so incredibly bright and the waves were beautiful and it was pretty and romantic and I was with max, so it was okay. When AAA finally came around 11ish and we got back in Thor's car we were starved and headed back to civilization and In N Out, which I haven't been to in maybe two years and was looking forward to. When we're almost there we find out the one in Marin closes earlier than the one in Petaluma, so we ended up going to Denny's where we thought we were going to be met by other people who never showed, and none of us really had much money so we ended up getting weird things that weren't very good seeing as it's DENNY'S. Ugh. Blech.

Anyway so I got back from that at 2ish, went to bed by four ish, woke up at 9:45 to get ready to go to the beach with momo and danyell and max and conner for mooooomoooooo's birfday. North beach in point reyes, fog, cold, some wind, incredibly dangerous but incredibly beautiful surf, and danyell still went swimming. All in all a lovely day regardless of weather (which did get nice for a while), then dinner at house of lee (god i could live for a year off those pork pastries and breakfast sausage with maple syrup), some paper mario at max's, and a sudden migraine, all of which conspired to put me to sleep before 11 o'clock for the first time in what has to be months.

So now that my weekend is over I'm back to sitting at home and being pestered and having time to worry about work and school and life and shit like that. Like I love working at See's with Elena and company, but if want to go to srjc (which i would rather do than go to com only academics wise but definitely not location wise) then I don't have tome to work unless it's on weekends and I need those for seeing my friends and boyfriend and not going crazy, but the pay isn't that great so I should prolly just find a job in santa rosa if I do go up there, but if I do go up there where do I live? So not willing to take the over an hour each way twice a day and live with my parents but no one else I would consider living with goes there except for max who a) is already moving in with like 4 of the gussies and b) is wary of living together anyway. And my mom is bugging me about taking summer classes at com seeing as I'm not going to camp this year (seeing as I gave up my free vacation so I could work and be with people I don't get to see enough), but I really just want to be able to enjoy my summer as a young person before I'm old and in some job I hate where I don't get a whole summer off. I want to be able to work a good amount and make money and save money and build up my bank account so I have half a chance of being semi self-sufficient when the summer ends. oh also the fact that basically an entire group of max's friends hate me for spending time with him and because I wear crocs, so now whenever I'm with him and run into any of them or they get mentioned, i feel either guilty or just plain bad, like they're his wife and I'm some floozy he spends all his time with. Having some of the person who you love more than anything's best friends think you're a manipulative bitch who isn't good enough for him and needs to just go away (oh also who think you're a worthless human being because of the shoes you like), who have hung out with for probably less an hour total in your whole life and have really made no effort to get to know you at all, well frankly it sucks and hurts and makes you feel pretty shitty.

ugh. I want to eat delicious fresh salads and kfc and some delicious expensive-tasting entirely too-rich dessert and a snickers bar and be on a human sleep schedule instead of sleeping from 4am to 4pm and only having a life from thursday night to sunday.

so yeah. freaking out about life in lots of ways.

weezerkicksbutt @ 2007-04-22T19:56:00

2007-04-23T03:29:05Z

Omg I actually did things this weekend! And by this weekend I mean last week and today!

Last week I was in Santa Rosa with Max, which was both boring and really really fun. Boring because he had classes and loves to play video games. Really really fun for obvious reasons...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, so that was last week, then I found out from See's that I wasn't laid off or terminated, so once I get around to going in to give her my hours, I can start working again. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay omg you have no idea how poor I am. Ugh.

So Friday I did nothing, Saturday I did nothing until about 11 when I went over to Max's and played The Sims while he and his gussies played warcraft, which is actually more fun than most people would think. Silly as those are, the people who play them are nice funny boys. So that was last night, this morning we slept in and then went to the Asian Art Museum in the city, which was big and cool and tiring and included a huge bowl of vegetable curry at the café in there, and then after more buddhas than you can shake a stick at we went to Japantown for noooooooooodles at Mifune (of course max had to finish my udon cause the bowls are the size of your head and I could only finish half of my udon with egg and chicken (Max:"Why do you have to make Betty sad?" *inhales leftover udon*), and then of course ICHIBAN KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN for more pocky than you can shake a stick (of pocky!) at. On a side note the strawberry pocky tastes just like strawberry shortcake. Also got them almost starburst-y type things and those chocolate creme filled koala cookies and some hard candy a peach ramune and for max a bowl and teriyaki flavored nori and these tea-bag looking things that are actually soup and some pocky-type treat that was filled with peanut butter and who the fuck knows, you know?

The weather in the city was really pretty, very windy though, but not too chilly and beautiful clouds just whipping past in the wind, and of course anywhere max is is beautiful. Also two free meals and admission to a museum was awesome (thanks max's mommy yaaaaaaaaaaaaay). Also Max is a really good driver and drove us allllll around all in the city and everything and is so calm and wonderful and nice to be in the car with and wonderful to be with regardless of time or place or what. If he weren't already taken I would fix him up with someone cause he really is possibly the best human being ever to have lived.

weezerkicksbutt @ 2007-04-08T00:46:00

2007-04-08T08:00:51Z

I just ordered myself Dress to Kill, Glorious, and Definite Article. Wooooo Eddie Izzard! I love him. Happy birfday to me.

ALSO I need to have a party...

owlso i love akbar and jeff so very much.

weezerkicksbutt @ 2007-04-01T20:52:00

2007-04-02T03:55:51Z

Max's mommy makes chicken salad with chicken and celery and apple and grapes and green onions and salt and pepper and some sort of indian spice.

Max's mommy makes me happy.

Dr. strange diet, or how I learned to stop snacking and love the sugar water.

2007-03-17T02:27:02Z

This shangri-la diet sure is something. Been doing it for a few days (three? four? i don't know), and I have to say that I am enjoying it. Suriously. Lacy. Enjoying a diet! (Okay, to be fair it isn't really a diet so much as a method. Like the guy says, "no subtraction, only addition".)

It's pretty awesome. I've been drinking my hot sugar water (which really is rather pleasant if you get the amount of water right, just a nice soothing cup of warm weak tea), and from the time you drink it it really does make you less hungry. Ok, I admit the first couple times I wasn't really hungry cause I was kinda nauseated from drinking a cup of hot sugar water? But I mean past that, it just kinda makes you forget that you would normally be snacking. It's pretty awesome. Add in the fact that when you do get hungry it takes much less to fill you up and you are sooooo set. I woke up this morning and was didn't want to finish a string cheese, which sounds dangerously sever until you consider that I don't eat breakfast and was unsure about when exactly I purchased said string cheese (reference that only max has a chance of understanding: "Get the cheese to sickbay!" Oh god how much do I love Voyager?). Lunch was half a wrap and a bite of a cookie and I was so full I complained to Max about feeling nauseous.

The cravings for junk food are gone. I've got pirate's booty and a thing of chocolate and cocoa almonds, and I can eat about 4 almonds before I just feel like bwuh, why eat these? And besides, the cravings for a little something sweet are easily filled by the sugar water itself! Sweet! (no pun intended! okay maybe just a tickle.)

All that goodness plus profuse amounts of Guster, good amounts of Max, and laying in bed reading with the sun shining upon mah smiling face, and I'm feelin pretty damn good.

Also I am so ready for spring. I want fresh fruits and veggies and salads, I wanna lay on the grass in the sun and on the beach in the sun and in the pool in the sun! Very pleased to be getting out of the chilly city and into the nice warm sunny friendly beautiful suburbs of Marin. Wooooooooooooooooooooo life.

</transmission>

weezerkicksbutt @ 2007-03-13T22:53:00

2007-03-14T06:01:13Z

Do you think it's bad that all of the joints in my upper body crunch and pop and crack every time I rotate them? For example, not like when I turn my head to look at something or lift my arm, but when roll them? It's probably because I store all my tension in my neck and shoulders, buuuuut it doooon't sound good.

also, who's up for losing weight effortlessly?

haHA.

2007-03-13T03:08:08Z

i love urban dictionary.

2007-03-13T01:32:52Z

Emo
11369 up, 5318 down

Like a Goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter.

Aw shucks.

2007-03-10T05:51:14Z

I guess since I'm going to be back for my birthday I have to plan a party. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. I hate planning them. [See last year when I made Joshe plan me a surprise party just so I wouldn't have to plan a party myself and I ended up doing it myself and it didn't happen til like halfway through the summer. UGH. I'm not letting that fiasco happen again] </regretful>

ANYWAY sooooooooooo I guess what I'm asking is when you people will be around. My birthday is Thursday the 5th, so that weekend maybe? Let me know when your Spring Breaks are and any dates you'll otherwise be unavailable. Also I just realized Camilla is gonna be in Scotland and won't be able to come and I died just a little inside. Who the fuck let her go over there, because by doing that you signed up for an ass kicking, Lacy style.

Also if you have an incredible idea about what we could do, include that. Otherwise I'm thinking chilling around watching movies and playing Sega and shit. WHICH REMINDS ME I could TOOOOOOOOOOTALLY use another three button Sega controller. Not them six-button things, the good ol' original black plastic bitches. Cause I only have one of those, and then one faaaaaaattty joystick thing which is pretty sucky but looks kinda kick ass.

Also please see attached entry on shit you can buy me. =D

YEAH!

Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won't know where I am

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end little girl

Well you know that I'm a wicked guy
And I was born with a jealous mind
And I can't spend my whole life
Trying just to make you toe the line

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end little girl

Let this be a sermon
I mean everything I've said
Baby, I'm determined
And I'd rather see you dead

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end little girl

I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or you won't know where I am

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end little girl
Na, na, na
Na, na, na
Na, na, na
Na, na, na

weezerkicksbutt @ 2007-03-07T14:13:00

2007-03-07T22:18:18Z

Ha, my roommate is moving out. Ooooooooooooooooooooh coincidences.
Also I am soooooooooo done with this place. It's made me someone I don't like being, and it's made me fuck up entirely too many things. With a little over two weeks left here, I still feel like I'm never gonna get out.

weezerkicksbutt @ 2007-03-06T19:51:00

2007-03-07T03:51:51Z

So I go to check my mail today and I open up my box and I actually have mail. JOY. So I pull it out, but what's this?

UM not exactly.

It's that time of year again....

2007-03-05T00:45:22Z

Yup. One month to the happiest day of the year: my birthday. Wondering what to get me? eh? eh?

THE LIST

* For DVDs, WIDESCREEN FTW, YO.

-Borat

-Rushmore

-some sort of electric razor

-Yes, this shirt. I put it on every list I put up here and I still do not own it. Adult small.

-Visa gift card! Just like cash, but you won't look as dumb giving it to me! =D

-Sims 2 (for mac!!!!) expansion pack of some sort.

-like always, crazy socks. Seriously. My favorite pair of socks are gray knee socks with ninjas kicking in mid-air. LET THAT BE PROOF. NOTHING IS TO ODD. I LOVE ME SOME NUTTY SOCKs.

-silly shirts. You know me, always rocking out the "ah munna eat choo" shirt and the loch ness imposter one.

-Tistessa, Visions of Cody, and Lonesome Traveler by (of course) Jack Kerouac

-Kerouac-y related anything

-Howl by Allen Ginsberg

-Eddie Izzard dvds! We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! I like my women like I like my coffee... covered in bees....

-a brown leather belt that i can take the buckle off of

-weird awesome belt buckles (i'm currently rocking out the "elk family" belt buckle)

-gift cards- borders, itunes, ross, wherever.

-treat me to something! yes, i'm serious! can't think of what to get me? Treat me to lunch or dinner or a movie or something.

-can't go wrong with flowers and chocolate!

-jones soda (fufu berry, berry lemonade, watermelon, blue bubblegum, cherry, strawberry lime)

-pirate's booty

-anything radiohead on vinyl

-burt's bees things

-Best shirt ever. (either men's small or girly xl, whichever they have in stock)

-love.

I love Max's mom.

2007-03-02T07:59:46Z

Best and most hilarious figure skating routine I have ever seen.

edit: Also I love Max.